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UDTF ?
UDTF ? I was told angrily this is not something you should say when the person interviewing you says "Do you have any questions for me ?" And I'm not going to pretend like I didn't know that but what I will say is that there were several factors at plat leading towards my heroic decision to say "UDTF ?" One there was no way I was getting the job . Two , after hearing more about it I didn't want said job . Three while there wasn't much chance that this would result in the F I felt there like was a SMALL chance that it might - I just got that vibe . I was incorrect obviously , but what was the harm in trying ? That it was unprofessional ? And that it shows my male prejudice - thinking that I can randomly proposition and woman and there's no downside since clearly this upset her and that IS a downside ? Four an almost 40 year man using "textspeak" is absurdist humor to me . Although it probably isn't to anyone else - people my age probably talk like that all the time for as much as I think only young people do that . Speaking of , there is a new lady who's DTF at work and someone asked me about her and I said I was too old for her and they got all offended (since they're the same age as me) and said "40 is the new 30" . I almost spit right in her face . Blank is the new blank annoys me . Its just one of those things . In terms of age I don't know what it even means other than "I am insecure about my age !" In some ways I hate whoever came up with the idea of measuring age . Some dirty caveman I assume . You are what you are , shut up about it . Wikipedia is the new Bible 7:10 is the new 4:20 DVD is the new VHS JAVA is the new COBOL Louis CK is the new George Carlin Poor is the new rich Iraq is the new Vietnam Moving on , while I hate to defend Vision Personals I feel like a there was a lot of sturm und drang over this comments deal that was an overreaction . I like comments , they're my only reason for living , if you don't comment on my blog I'll blow up the moon , but chill out people . So you couldn't get comments for a few days - is that really what's going to make or break you ? If so maybe you need to moving blogging down a few spaces on your hierarchy of needs . Someone said that it was especially bad because it happened on so-called Half Naked Wednesday but I would counter with that is the day that comments are the least important . If you post a picture of your tits and you see that you got 24 comments isn't that what matters really ? Is the content that critical ? How many times do you need to read ; UR HOT UDTF ? UFKU I want to tongue punch your fart box I will pay 1 million dollars to lick your ass Sexy (15 times) And so forth . I'm not trying to say that if you love comments you're a needy loser (but kind of I am) but I am saying that this site isn't for blogging , not really - its a place where women with too much self esteem can go to get treated like shit . Why does such a site exist ? I don't know , but here we are . And furthermore , unless this is your first month there you KNOW that Vision Personals is a glitch-bug-ridden piece of American Online quality baldercrunk - I feel like if you expect their site to work well you're the one who's being unrealistic . And now , I am not saying that anyone who pays for this site is a gullible sucker who's effectively buying magic beans , but I am saying that Chalupa Sunday is the new Taco Tuesday . You know what I love ? When someone does something very unwise , it blows up in their face , and they say "I out-smarted myself on that one" . They installed new motion sensitive towel dispensers at work and everyone hates them because said sensors are too sensitive (like some clits) and they're constantly spewing out their contents all the time (like some cocks) . I saw the sign that said "motion activated" and I thought a good title for a blog would be "Men are motion activated , women are emotion activated" . For someone else though , not for me . Because I don't think men and women are really that different and I am sick of articles telling me that men are horny morons and women are hormonal love monsters and the two can never ever get along so don't even try . Although "don't even try" is more of less the point of everything I say , so it seems like it should appeal to me . I was in court the other day and the judge says "How do you plea ?" And I got all up in his face and I was like "Plea ? I don't plead mother fucker ! I am innocent you old white bitch but I am not begging for any damn thing from your cracker ass ! You gonna sit there and try to make ME plead for YOUR mercy ? Uh-uh , fuck that noise ! You gonna plead for my mercy when I stick my huge innocent dick up your sorry old asshole !" Anyway , I'm told you only get one deferred judgement but I feel like that's just something people think - based on what I read you can get as many as the court will agree to . To which the court will agree I mean . I have the number seven written down here . Not sure why . Many years ago I watched a porn version of the Magnificent Seven . It didn't even have a western theme , it was just 7 chicks banging dudes with no storyline at all . IT was highly disappointing . If there's one thing I love its women in riding leathers . In conclusion I want attention ! Please comment on my blog ! Please ! It takes so little effort and I NEED IT ! 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Update - a remake of the M7 is coming out THIS year with Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt ! I commented on my own blog ! Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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OK, but what do I type???????????????????? (what movie is that bottom photo from?)
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The bad thing about the comments not showing up this week is that I had the funniest comment ever for your blog and now the world will never see it. Is Denzel playing Yul Brynner? Can he do the accent?
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I need to be told I'm sexy every time that I'm told I'm (insert insult of choice here) - it keeps my world in balance. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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