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words of beer
words of beer So I was watching a old re-run of "Cheers" last night and Cliff Claven, you know the crazy mailman guy who lives with his mother, was talking to Norm telling him one of his stories and it makes perfect sense to me so I did my best to remember what he said so I can help pass on the wisdom of Mr. Claven...... 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for... the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' |
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