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bite me..............
bite me.............. A U.S. Navy cruiser was anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: "Dear Captain: Thursday will be my Melinda's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance. They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the of lovely refined young ladies. One last point: No Jews please." At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda's mother heard a polite at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, four smiling black officers. Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered, "There must be some mistake." "No, Madam," said the first officer. "Captain Goldberg never makes mistakes!” You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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8/31/2007 11:14 am |
I second that!! "All you'll get from strangers is surface pleasantry or indifference. Only someone who loves you will criticize you." - Judith Crist, crack film critic
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we... It's all just a matter of Protocol, ain't it!? Solar...
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saw it coming and welcomed it.lol “I am not a teacher, but an awakener” Robert Frost
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"BU-YAAAAHHH!!!!!!" ... LOVE IT!!! ... LOVE IT!!! ... LOVE IT!!!
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This is Kathleen. Mind if I send this to folks?
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this is great...lol...
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9/2/2007 1:14 pm |
One of the better jokes I've seen this year....thanks.
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*grins*...Well done Captain
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that will show em. send over some of dem blacks.
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