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Santa baby...................
Santa baby................... According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known...ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost! You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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oh my goodness that is so true
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I swear I just heard that yesterday. Now it's gonna drive me crazy where I heard it. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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. Shoot! I've been pondering on that factoid, and how to weave a Post around it. Oh well... At this point, I guess I can always re-issue my Perverted Christmas Carols from a couple of years ago... Thanx just bunches! . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up. And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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12/17/2007 8:08 pm |
LOL! Yup. Damn straight they are female reindeer!! "All you'll get from strangers is surface pleasantry or indifference. Only someone who loves you will criticize you." - Judith Crist, crack film critic
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*giggles*..Her name was Olive..the other reindeer
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so, let me see if I have this right, what yours saying is that ONLY the male reindeer have enough sense to go out of the rain? *Rob runs for cover* “I am not a teacher, but an awakener” Robert Frost
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12/18/2007 5:25 pm |
lol....thats so funny....although I don't want to be a kill joy but Santa's reindeer's are magical since they fly so did the DOFG do the research on the magical reindeer or the non magical reindeer. Since in magical terms the male reindeer could possibly retain their horns.....
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Are the historical renditions of Santa wielding a lash accurate, too?
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Hmmmm! That reminds me of Borat's premiere when he arrived at the cinema in a cart pulled by Kazakhstani peasant women. The horse was in the back of the cart! And as for my vivid pervy imagination ........ it's a great bondage fantasy to have a cart drawn by well-tethered naughty ladies. warm xx
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12/19/2007 4:38 pm |
how be we make that well hung as well as well tethereed men!
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