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Being PC at Market Basket
Being PC at Market Basket I go to Market Basket in NH to buy cigarettes because in MA the tax on cigarettes makes them cost so damn much it would almost make me quit except for the fact that I’m addicted. It’s also a not a long drive and I save money on everything else. The first time I went with Weezer we were merrily discussing politics as we roamed the aisles. We learned quickly that we are not in the majority and needed to whisper or to at least tone down our rhetoric. While I wouldn’t say it’s mega Trump territory, I wouldn’t say it’s ultra-liberal either. Last Saturday, busy day because of the long weekend so lots of families, we were in check out behind a family with who were acting out. I was asked to hold the baby while the mother tried to unload her basket as the father tried to manage the other three . The baby was a real cutie pie. I was in heaven. Babies are my kryptonite. Weezer, not so much. So, she’s muttering about birth control as there are 4 under the age of 6 and Mom looks like she might be preggers and I’m shooting her the stink eye. I asked the baby’s name and she said Milania. Weezer’s eyes crossed. I just had to make it worse. “after the first lady?” “Uh huh, isn’t she just beautiful? she used to be a model.” “She used to be a .” I’m assuming you can guess who added that pithy little comment. Trying to be diplomatic, I said, “Both lucrative career choices.” Then, I think I turned purple. The father said, “yup” The mother smiled at me, kept unloading, like nothing happened. Anyway, she thanked me for my help and waved bye as they left. Here’s the thing. Were they just being nice to two daft presumably lesbians with snarky attitudes and Boston accents? Or am I just overthinking the whole PC thing way too much? I smacked Weezer as soon as they were out of sight. The cashier didn’t even blink, just said “how are y’all today, paper or plastic?” Gotta love Market Basket. You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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[image] You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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i posted this image in the blog - it didn't take so hopefully it will take here [image] You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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I would venture to guess that Melania is going to be a popular name for girls for the next couple of years. "Shall I tell you the secret of the true scholar? It is this: every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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A bunch ay basket cases, for sure. Always amazes me that the people who would be hurt most by the melanias of the world are the people who are predisposed to believing in that shit. More grist for the slavery mill, that's what it amounts to. I'd have struggled to bite my tongue. I'm heading to Joisey later this year, not sure how that'll go.......
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4 kids under 6. I imagine the name of the first lady is way beyond her concern.
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I guess there's also going to be lots of little Donalds running around soon!
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“Both lucrative career choices.”..... What a perfect save!
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Two people being polite and friendly is my comment.. You have to travel for a sale way it goes hugssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I'm guessing they took a pass on a confrontation since you were nice enough to hold the baby. I've always wondered how much of the support for 45 and Melania is aspirational - for lack of a better term. Kind of like buying a lottery ticket even though you know you're not going to win - just so you can indulge in the fantasy of being fabulously wealthy.
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9/5/2017 10:17 am |
First, I love your writing and wit. Second, it's always hard when you're out and about with someone who can't resist those loaded comments. Finally, in the BosWash Megalopolis that we live in being from Beantown or NYC isn't the sin it used to be. We're all urban dwellers, just some of us can keep goats in our backyard. I'm just happy that you were spared some political diatribe from one of the players in that interaction. QuietMan
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Oh wow, and your friend Weezer sounds like a hoot, reminds me of the Weezer from Steel Magnolias..
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Well Market Basket is the place for experience- much nicer than Whole Foods Did you hit the one in Portsmouth? As for the family I think they were just nice folks out shopping with the entire family and probably nice people to know outside the shopping arena. Get the kids and groceries loaded and laugh their asses off all the way home (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Well truthfully, those are both really lucrative careers... hahahhahahahha ahem. I am pretty sure that Melania wasn't a hooker. That she might have married for money, well, that's none of my business... kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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