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vacation sex - symposium entry
vacation sex - symposium entry Ah the joy of sharing a cabin with another couple, thinking what fun this will be and then finding what fun this was not at all. One ocd person who put everything away before you’d even finished using it, the constant carping on who ate the last brownie that was being saved. When I’d made the damn things so if anyone got to eat it, yanno? So, in the dark of night my lover and I swam out to the float for privacy and to get it on, under a starlit sky with no moon and a lot of delicious giggling. Romantic, right? As we pulled ourselves back out of the water back at the camp, he brushed at something on my back. Which didn’t move. He brushed harder. Then he screamed like a girl. Our friends came running which turned on the power light on the porch for scaring away critters and I looked at his legs. I screamed then too. We were covered in what looked like river leeches. So gross. The systematic removal took over an hour, the bloom was off the rose. The lake once a shiny sparkly place no longer called to any of us and we left the next day, requesting a refund, which we did not receive. I doubt there is much that could reinstate passion once you’ve seen a lover covered in big slimy things and heard them screaming like a bitch, so he never did call me again. It’s okay really, we were not that into each other. My friends still vacation with me, still recall swamp night with laughter. Once you’ve burnt a leech off someone’s ass crack, you are either in the wind, or bound for life. You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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I would still be running and screaming! Never ignore those who care for you you will have lost diamonds while you were collecting stones
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I am so grossed out but I ma laughing at the same time. Yep, it's a good thing y'all weren't too into one another. I'll move this to VSG. Thanks WE (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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OMG my Friend, I've never had contact with a Leach nor would I want to However, I would try not to squeal like a Bitch if I did LoL Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"
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Dammit. I had a little bit of time to myself this afternoon and figured I'd kill the first few minutes of it here but now I'm going to just go huddle in a corner and maybe watch an old episode of house hunters. *shudder
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LOL - I'd like to think that I'd give someone a pass to scream like a bitch in this particular situation.
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My skinny dipping funn the other day had its dark side, bugs biting me so bad that when I got home and looked in the mirror, I thought I had a head injury from the blood in my hair, and the 2 little ticks I managed to remove BEFORE the dug in were a treat too ! But the funny part was, the gal involved in our 3sum while in the water kept attracting monows that kept nibbling her in places I & the other gu wanted to nibble ourselves, and so she left the water, sigh, we had plans for a waterery 'sandwich" with her, grin. WHen I was a teen, I lived on a lake where there were leeches, a gal who liked to skinny dip (tho she swore she had her suit ON that day) screamed while changing out of her wet suit, seems a leech had attached it self to a very personal place, we will call in the little gal in the canoe, long story short, she had to go to the ER to have it removed! Now I see all you gals shivering, right?
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Great contribution to the Symposium and yikes in the dark with those leeches..not a good thing. But it's good that you have fond memories in which you can look back and laugh about it..
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6/18/2018 5:33 pm |
This has got to be the funniest and at the same time most horrifying thing I've ever read. If only Lovecraft had a real sense of humor.
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*shudder* I knew there was a reason that swimming in a lake was never appealing! But, you do now have a fabulous story that did, I have to admit, make me laugh. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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I have never heard of burning leaches to remove them - I always thought the remedy was to pour salt on them. So, now we read that the lake was actually a swamp. Not something I would ever want to go into, for any reason, let alone to "get jiggy". Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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Well that is a great vacation sex story. I won't be participating as I cannot access the group. Have a great day, kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Well that is a great vacation sex story. I won't be participating as I cannot access the group. Have a great day, kk (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Oui… I used to be an OCDer. But once I realized the folly involved in allowing perfection to creep into reality, I stopped chompin' on brownies. Now... I just gum my giant Cuban Montechristo. Ya know, I can almost remember having vacation-sex. Of course, that was back when I had vacations--back when school was out for summer You've brought to light one very good reason to forego the swamp-lake for a well-maintained concrete pool. I'm bettin' you've discovered, by now, the fact that them leech-critters HATE chlorinated pools Solar...
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6/20/2018 8:30 pm |
wow that is some serious yucky. I remember that sort of thing happening to me as a little boy.
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I have never had co tact with a leach.OMG I would be running too hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Hehe. I’m trying to imagine how I’d react. I’m absolutely positive I’d appreciate the future story in the moment. There’s something horrifyingly sexy about laughing hysyerically while peeling leeches off each other and then retreating to someplace private to lick wounds. I think. Not that I hope it ever happens, but the story is just too good to brush by.
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