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I so pay to be a gold member on here, I think if you want to be on this site, you need to pay! Why you might ask it would stop all the fake winks from fake girls who only want to get you to visit some other web site. It doesn't have to be a lot just enough to keep the fakes off. What do you think?
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Vision Personals profile translations! LOL to Funny!
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Posted:Oct 16, 2011 6:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 31, 2011 3:56 am
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When her ad says this ………..She really means this …
Voluptuous………………………..Fat Curvy……………………………… Fat Full figured……………………….. Fat Zoftig……………………………… Really fat Athletic…………………………… Fat but can totally kick your ass Adventurous………………………Goes down on the first date Free spirit…………………………Goes down between the appetizer and the main course Uninhibited………………………..Goes down on the waiter while you watch Cautious…………………………..Ran a background check on you while you were in the toilet A little wild………………………..Has the number of her bail bondsman tattooed on her wrist Unpredictable…………………… Keeps an ice pick under her pillow Seeking “security”……………… If your Amex Platinum card ain’t rockin’, don’t bother knockin’
When it comes to telling the truth on dating sites, however, men are no better.
When his ad says this … ……..He really means this …
Experienced………………………Old Mature……………………………..Old Young at heart……………………Old Youthful appearance……………..Four words: Hair Club for Men Well endowed…………………… Fully engorged penis exceeds national average by .03 inches Athletic…………………………… Wears jockstrap 24/7 Affluent ……………………………Able to cover the cost of dinner if you spring for dessert Affectionate ……………………… Always ends sexting messages with “xxx ooo” Generous lover…………………… Tips his hookers at least 20% Family man……………………… Has a picture of his mother tattooed on his chest Prefers “mature” women………… Has a picture of your mother tattooed on his chest Neat……………………………… Alphabetized the contents of your purse while you were in the toilet Unafraid of commitment………… But perfectly ready to tap your roommate, best friend, or sister if things don’t work out
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I pay money for what!
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Posted:Oct 16, 2011 5:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2020 10:53 am
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I so pay to be a gold member on here, I think if you want to be on this site, you need tapay! Why you might ask it would stop all the fake winks from fake girls who only want to get you to visit some other web site. It doesn't have to be a lot just enough to keep the fakes off. What do you think?
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What the hell should I write about!
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Posted:Aug 30, 2011 7:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 4, 2011 5:31 pm
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May be the lack of dates a guy can have in a small ass town! It's crazy I haven't gone on a date or anything in over one year. If it wasn't for my job and traveling for it, I would go nuts. So what happens today I had to cancel a trip because this bitch that blew through New York on Sunday and wiped out to many towns and roads for me to escape, for a few days.
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